so there was this girl in my class who showed up to class everyday with her thong sticking out and one day my teacher just walked up to her and said ‘let’s keep victoria a secret’ he got fired but it was still funny
i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?