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me if i ever get sent to prison

lolsofunny:

so there was this girl in my class who showed up to class everyday with her thong sticking out and one day my teacher just walked up to her and said ‘let’s keep victoria a secret’ he got fired but it was still funny

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y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

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h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

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spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

this will always be one of my favorite pictures

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airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

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eggplont:

"you were right"
gotitforcheap:

craig chill out man

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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nerdfithers:

oneboredjeu:

nerdfithers:

nerdfithers:

i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once

needless to say i was shocked

get out

this is my post you get out

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